Help, My Dog Is Vomiting

actually don't help,its hilarious.

hail satan

to hell with both of you

family photo

thats me on the left

people who are actually demons

nosferatu.

rocky from mask.

ron perlman as "beast"from the t.v. series beauty and the beast.

satan

"roll that beautiful bean footage.."

rest assured

that most of the women that you currently know will soon love these things:

chain letters,inspirational movies,their vaginas,book clubs,shower heads,Ben&Jerry's,hunky fireman calendars,drinking at chili's/applebee's,comfortable clothing,cute things,talking,devotionals/diaries/journals and pretty much anything that makes you want to gouge out your eyes and bathe in your own excrement.

enjoy

i dont believe in parties,i just believe in PARTIES.

honestly i hope he is lying and secretly wants to kill your stupid grandma.People need to quit yelling and just accept the fact that old people are gross and should either be euthanized or placed in large "old people zoos".

im sick and tired of having some old witch come up to me on the street,reeking of aspercreme and regret,asking me if im her son.

no i am not your son,if i was i would have at least bought you a leash.