break out the noculars,its time to scope some total robo-babeage.

ahhh the good old days when a woman's vagina was apparently a four foot long region located on the upper pelvis/stomach,requiring an equally large amount of denim and zipper to conceal it.

Bored Tonight?!?!?!

Come Meet me,


TRENT
































CLINT


CHET
















AND LENNY!!!!!!!
























Come meet 5 amazing brothers down at the....





time to get enhanced

Christmas has come early this year..

God exists and he has taken the form of Bear Force One















http://www.bearforce1.nl/

Thank You Jessica

Boyz Night Out

Smirnoff Twist!

























AND KATHY GRIFFIN STAND-UP!




































BEST NIGHT EVER

this is shaq:

this is shaq's dick:

just think about it....

GHOST..literally

sorry that i kept on mistaking you for ted kaczynski there at the end buddy....

now im just having a hard time figuring out whether i should be glad that the unibomber died of pancreatic cancer or that patrick swayze has been serving a life sentence since 1996..

all i wanted to do was get to know some of our neighbors..

and just like a in real neighborhood,you inevitably discover that one of them is either a pedophile,a nazi,or worst of all....a magician with dreams of success.

which came first?

the cardinal

or the cardinal?

i don't care because i am ignorant and angry.

i know he can get the job,but can he do the job?

the greatest soundtrack for one of the greatest films of all time.

not sure how this post is in any way relevant to this blog and its subject matter,but if you dont like it you can file a formal complaint with the internet.

My body is saying lets go....

....but my heart is saying no

Come with me....To the Future

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Welcome to 2069























Everyone is transexual and children. Enjoy the Future.

9/11.....Never Forget

Don't you ever fucking forget it.

What is your favorite type of sex?

Try and wear a condom, I dare you.

Try and explain it before your head starts to hurt

you can't....no one can

and now,i kill myself.

and behold i saw a pale horse...

and its name was harvey fierstein

We Are Starting a Cult

....and damnit, we are gonna look good doing it.

three word movie review:zardoz

"beyond" as balls

Sometimes people like to make shitty art and then show shitty people their shitty art

Thank you for trying to make Chicago terrible.
http://www.cooperlinkphotography.com/

Oh and making bad music is cool also I guess you hipster fuck.
http://www.myspace.com/burymeatmakeoutcreek

My new band

Watch Your Bach

We are going to be Trip Hop/Neo Classical/Jungle Crunk

Me on vox and Hadji on Violin
Hester Chester on Bass and Big Daddy Lou on Piano/Synth
Oswald Sr. on lead blues beat guitar and Oswald Jr on rhythm d-beat guitar

Liam on Drums
Bay-Toevan on Electric Flute
Fresh out of 7th grade, Robby Two Tone on Cello
Last but not Least, DJ I.H.A.T.E. (I hate all teachers everywhere)

We are currently working on a demo and we don't have a myspace so we will be uploading music here once we have all the tracks laid out. Stay tuned!

getting to know the authors of the full diaper:

this is me on the news two years ago.

i was getting pitted,soooo pitted.

hungry?

grab some poop from your toilet.

diaper sneeze of the week award!

this weeks diaper sneeze award goes to....shepard fairey!!!!!

this guy is a royal dickbag and i hate everything he does.

go beat off to a picture of chairman mao.

Rock of Ages

There have been rumors that Jimmy Hendrix's soul has been captured in Fred Durst's guitar.

Not a rumor, Just a fact

INTERVIEW:Danky Spanky Jastafarian Hypno Chronic,the full diapers newest author and chicago's oldest pog enthusiast

yeah, copy and paste

alright.

you ready?

yes

would you describe you sperm as having high motility or low motility?

I don't refer to it as sperm, it is called baby batter and i have been making baby cakes as long as I could. next question

what is the ampullae of lorenzini?

lorenzini is my favorite designer

i see what you did there...though no one else will...which would you prefer;two ladies or a bunch of ladies?

haha

bunches

what did one polar bear say to the other?

White Power

wrong.the correct answer is "i can talk".

tell everyone about the time you drank the bongwater

well as a child instead of milk my parents made me drink bong water to gain strength

i now can say i have the most potent blood of any human

yes,after you and i drank each others blood from that goblet in my parents basement i got really hungry and t.v. was funnier.

why do you only listen to king diamond?

its not that i only listen to that its he is the only one that listens to me. through his music i can express fear, sadness and pain.

i feel ya there...Ok lets finish this up with you listing your sponsors

Enzyte, Guns for Kids

any one you would like to give a shout out to brah?

the only person who has ever really cared bout me, Trick Daddy

He loves the kids

THIS YEAR AT THE COLORADO RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL

Preview

LOOSE JEZEBELS

HEARTY MEALS

CRUSADES/SKIRMISH/BLOOD SHED

BLACK MAGIC
AND SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE FROM MANOWAR



I posted the video twice in case you want to watch it again.
SEE YOU THERE!!!