Monday, October 19, 2009

So I Have this Idea






















M NIGHT: SO I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A MOVIE SAM























SAMUEL L JACKSON: OH REALLY?!? TELL ME MORE!?!?























M NIGHT: REMEMBER THE MOVIE UNBREAKABLE?













SAMUEL L JACKSON: HOW COULD I FORGET?!? LOL























M NIGHT: WELL I AM THINKING ABOUT MAKING A SEQUAL.














SAMUEL L JACKSON: WHAT?























M NIGHT: YOU KNOW, A SEQUAL.....TO THE MOVIE. WITH YOU AND BRUCE.














SAMUEL L JACKSON: ARE YOU SERIOUS?













M NIGHT: DO I LOOK LIKE I AM JOKING?















































M NIGHT: STOP LAUGHING, I'M SERIOUS
































M NIGHT: I A REALLY NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING?
















SAMUEL L JACKSON: LOLOLOLOL UNBREAKABLE SEQUAL LOL























M NIGHT: ITS NOT A JOKE....























































SAMUEL L JACKSON: I'LL DO IT.













M NIGHT: I KNOW.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

i have a dream:

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and it was that our president would break free of his shackles,find a unicorn bearing his campaign logo neath its ivory horn,and eventually have some type of oil rubbed sensually onto his back whilst sipping what appears to be a pina colada.
oh and did i mention he was naked?
yeah,he was naked.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

in case you havent been keeping up with the full diaper..

heres a brief synopsis of the past few months:
1.welcome.pull up a pampers and stay a while
2.people who are dead that i don't even miss:kurt cobain
3.andrew zimmern holds a phallus
4.dead juggalo baby and dumb juggalo festival
5.travis barker's plane crash sidekick dies and nobody notices because it wasn't in a plane crash.
6.videos of no consequence
7.images of no consequence
8.your dead grandma was boring anyway
9.sad,lonely,fat woman and her priorities
10.romantic musings
11.people i suspect are actually demons
12.i compare myself to warf from star trek
13.obligatory satanic statement
14.help,my dog is vomiting..actually don't help because its hilarious
15.eric's all star band
16.pitted,soooo pitted
17.picture of a hand holding a really big piece of shit
18.that guy(shepard fairey)is a douche bag and everything he does is dumb.
19.fred durst.i dont need to say anything else.just fred durst.
20.interview with a clampire
21.colorado renaissance festival recap
22.whats you favorite type of sex?
23.child and wolf make baked goods in kitchen
24.one time i heard that girls can perform menial tasks
25.harvey fierstein
26.cult family ritual
27.three word movie review:ZARDOZ
28.stupid kid does stupid things
29.making light of patrick swayze's death
30.your neighbor is a spanish magician
31.quandary
32.joe v.s. the volcano is better than all the movies you like
33.beautiful stranger
34.come with me....TO THE FUTURE
35.9/11 or dante's peak?
36.the deadliest prey of all....MAN
37.babenoculars
38.bearforce1
39.shaq's dick
now go ring out your pee-beards and set up your cot in you parents office.

you are only a failure....

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if you arent doing exactly this right now.