hungry?

grab some poop from your toilet.

diaper sneeze of the week award!

this weeks diaper sneeze award goes to....shepard fairey!!!!!

this guy is a royal dickbag and i hate everything he does.

go beat off to a picture of chairman mao.

Rock of Ages

There have been rumors that Jimmy Hendrix's soul has been captured in Fred Durst's guitar.

Not a rumor, Just a fact

INTERVIEW:Danky Spanky Jastafarian Hypno Chronic,the full diapers newest author and chicago's oldest pog enthusiast

yeah, copy and paste

alright.

you ready?

yes

would you describe you sperm as having high motility or low motility?

I don't refer to it as sperm, it is called baby batter and i have been making baby cakes as long as I could. next question

what is the ampullae of lorenzini?

lorenzini is my favorite designer

i see what you did there...though no one else will...which would you prefer;two ladies or a bunch of ladies?

haha

bunches

what did one polar bear say to the other?

White Power

wrong.the correct answer is "i can talk".

tell everyone about the time you drank the bongwater

well as a child instead of milk my parents made me drink bong water to gain strength

i now can say i have the most potent blood of any human

yes,after you and i drank each others blood from that goblet in my parents basement i got really hungry and t.v. was funnier.

why do you only listen to king diamond?

its not that i only listen to that its he is the only one that listens to me. through his music i can express fear, sadness and pain.

i feel ya there...Ok lets finish this up with you listing your sponsors

Enzyte, Guns for Kids

any one you would like to give a shout out to brah?

the only person who has ever really cared bout me, Trick Daddy

He loves the kids

THIS YEAR AT THE COLORADO RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL

Preview

LOOSE JEZEBELS

HEARTY MEALS

CRUSADES/SKIRMISH/BLOOD SHED

BLACK MAGIC
AND SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE FROM MANOWAR



I posted the video twice in case you want to watch it again.
SEE YOU THERE!!!

Help, My Dog Is Vomiting

actually don't help,its hilarious.

hail satan

to hell with both of you