thats me on the left
Chillstep
11 years ago
Monday, August 31, 2009
people who are actually demons
nosferatu.
rocky from mask.
ron perlman as "beast"from the t.v. series beauty and the beast.
satan
rest assured
that most of the women that you currently know will soon love these things:
chain letters,inspirational movies,their vaginas,book clubs,shower heads,Ben&Jerry's,hunky fireman calendars,drinking at chili's/applebee's,comfortable clothing,cute things,talking,devotionals/diaries/journals and pretty much anything that makes you want to gouge out your eyes and bathe in your own excrement.
enjoy
i dont believe in parties,i just believe in PARTIES.
honestly i hope he is lying and secretly wants to kill your stupid grandma.People need to quit yelling and just accept the fact that old people are gross and should either be euthanized or placed in large "old people zoos".
im sick and tired of having some old witch come up to me on the street,reeking of aspercreme and regret,asking me if im her son.
no i am not your son,if i was i would have at least bought you a leash.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
things that are good
"you wanna be a mother,be a nice mother.you gonna be a dad?run away."
"GO FORTH AND KILL"
this is what your parents listened to when they were making you
translation is as follows: "im a genie,im a genie,im a genie genie genie genie look at me doing these things"
if i was a woman i would get a tattoo of a fat inbred beast falling over instead of some lame rosy the riveter horseshit.
one down..
you can survive a plane crash but somehow you cant survive your apartment thats full of pills and crack.
People who have died that i don't miss
This may become a regular thing or it may not...
i haven't decided.I have yet to figure out exactly what kind of ignorant message i would like for this blog to have.
so just watch this thing grow like a stepdad watches his wife's daughter for any sign of puberty.
1. kurt cobain
yea its seattle,its rainy,boohoo.
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