THE FULL DIAPER: 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

So I Have this Idea

M NIGHT: SO I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A MOVIE SAM

SAMUEL L JACKSON: OH REALLY?!? TELL ME MORE!?!?

M NIGHT: REMEMBER THE MOVIE UNBREAKABLE?

SAMUEL L JACKSON: HOW COULD I FORGET?!? LOL

M NIGHT: WELL I AM THINKING ABOUT MAKING A SEQUAL.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: WHAT?

M NIGHT: YOU KNOW, A SEQUAL.....TO THE MOVIE. WITH YOU AND BRUCE.

SAMUEL L JACKSON: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

M NIGHT: DO I LOOK LIKE I AM JOKING?

M NIGHT: STOP LAUGHING, I'M SERIOUS

M NIGHT: I A REALLY NOT SURE WHY YOU ARE LAUGHING?

SAMUEL L JACKSON: LOLOLOLOL UNBREAKABLE SEQUAL LOL

M NIGHT: ITS NOT A JOKE....

SAMUEL L JACKSON: I'LL DO IT.

M NIGHT: I KNOW.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

and it was that our president would break free of his shackles,find a unicorn bearing his campaign logo neath its ivory horn,and eventually have some type of oil rubbed sensually onto his back whilst sipping what appears to be a pina colada.

oh and did i mention he was naked?

yeah,he was naked.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

in case you havent been keeping up with the full diaper..

heres a brief synopsis of the past few months:

1.welcome.pull up a pampers and stay a while

2.people who are dead that i don't even miss:kurt cobain

3.andrew zimmern holds a phallus

4.dead juggalo baby and dumb juggalo festival

5.travis barker's plane crash sidekick dies and nobody notices because it wasn't in a plane crash.

6.videos of no consequence

7.images of no consequence

8.your dead grandma was boring anyway

9.sad,lonely,fat woman and her priorities

10.romantic musings

11.people i suspect are actually demons

12.i compare myself to warf from star trek

13.obligatory satanic statement

14.help,my dog is vomiting..actually don't help because its hilarious

15.eric's all star band

16.pitted,soooo pitted

17.picture of a hand holding a really big piece of shit

18.that guy(shepard fairey)is a douche bag and everything he does is dumb.

19.fred durst.i dont need to say anything else.just fred durst.

20.interview with a clampire

21.colorado renaissance festival recap

22.whats you favorite type of sex?

23.child and wolf make baked goods in kitchen

24.one time i heard that girls can perform menial tasks

25.harvey fierstein

26.cult family ritual

27.three word movie review:ZARDOZ

28.stupid kid does stupid things

29.making light of patrick swayze's death

30.your neighbor is a spanish magician

31.quandary

32.joe v.s. the volcano is better than all the movies you like

33.beautiful stranger

34.come with me....TO THE FUTURE

35.9/11 or dante's peak?

36.the deadliest prey of all....MAN

37.babenoculars

38.bearforce1

39.shaq's dick

now go ring out your pee-beards and set up your cot in you parents office.

you are only a failure....

if you arent doing exactly this right now.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

you cannot escape me,for i have already read your mind...

Monday, September 21, 2009

break out the noculars,its time to scope some total robo-babeage.

ahhh the good old days when a woman's vagina was apparently a four foot long region located on the upper pelvis/stomach,requiring an equally large amount of denim and zipper to conceal it.

Bored Tonight?!?!?!

Come Meet me,

TRENT

CLINT

CHET

AND LENNY!!!!!!!

Come meet 5 amazing brothers down at the....

time to get enhanced

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Christmas has come early this year..

God exists and he has taken the form of Bear Force One

http://www.bearforce1.nl/

Thank You Jessica

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Boyz Night Out

Smirnoff Twist!

AND KATHY GRIFFIN STAND-UP!

BEST NIGHT EVER

this is shaq:

this is shaq's dick:

just think about it....

Monday, September 14, 2009

GHOST..literally

sorry that i kept on mistaking you for ted kaczynski there at the end buddy....

now im just having a hard time figuring out whether i should be glad that the unibomber died of pancreatic cancer or that patrick swayze has been serving a life sentence since 1996..

all i wanted to do was get to know some of our neighbors..

and just like a in real neighborhood,you inevitably discover that one of them is either a pedophile,a nazi,or worst of all....a magician with dreams of success.

which came first?

the cardinal

or the cardinal?

i don't care because i am ignorant and angry.

i know he can get the job,but can he do the job?

the greatest soundtrack for one of the greatest films of all time.

not sure how this post is in any way relevant to this blog and its subject matter,but if you dont like it you can file a formal complaint with the internet.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

My body is saying lets go....

....but my heart is saying no

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Come with me....To the Future

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